You you you you're so unique From your mouth you fart and your butt you speak We we we we really suck But no one cares because no one gives a fuck Every time we play we are hated written off and despised All we're trying to do is entertain you and maybe expand your mind A cover song how original G to C to D to F our new hit single I miss you girl I really do But i much rather write songs about poo Every time we play we are hated written off and despised All we're trying to do is entertain you and maybe expand your mind We are the Duke Maroon We have come to seal your doom All you bitches on your knees Take that society They they they don't appreciate All we give is love all they give is hate Get your head out of your ass We sign up first but somehow still play last Every time we play we are hated written off and despised All we're trying to do is entertain you and maybe expand your mind We are the Duke Maroon We have come to seal your doom All you bitches on your knees Take that society At our art we slave away Ridiculed and mocked no attention paid Fuck those pussy as hypocrites They can all just suck my dick Every time we play we disrespected tossed to the side Endlessly frustrated it is the daily grind We are the Duke Maroon We have come to seal your doom All you bitches on your knees Take that society

Why oh why for so damn long Got to sing the same damn song Why oh why can't they understand I'm a very special kind of man Over and over and over again makes no difference in the end Over and over and over enemies are my only friend Hour by hour and day by day These petty games we must play Hour and hour and year by year These petty things we hold most dear Over and over and over again seems that I will never win Over and over and over again who said laughing was a sin Why oh why for so damn long Got to sing the same damn song why oh why oh why oh why Why won't you just let me die Over and over and over again makes no difference in the end Over and over and over again the Batman is my only friend

Well that's a good one I'm glad you asked it We named ourselves after a waste paper basket Terry I'm sorry I don't mean to interrupt Could I get some water preferably in a cup? Right from the start we knew we had it made From the bottom of our hearts it was the music that we played Right from the start we knew we'd make it big From the bottom of our hearts it was more than just a gig We recorded our demo in our parent's basement Next thing that we know we're popular entertainment I don't know the answer to that one you'll have to ask my agent And does anyone happen to know where that water went? Right from the start we knew we had it made From the bottom of our hearts it was the music that we played Right from the start we knew we'd make it big From the bottom of our hearts it was more than just a gig Originally we're from Philly by way of everywhere This might sound kind of silly but we're big fans of Fresh Air We started the band when we were both 23 And if you'll please excuse me I have to go pee Right from the start we knew we had it made From the bottom of our hearts it was the music that we played Right from the start we knew we'd make it big From the bottom of our hearts it was more than just a gig

You know you've been you know you'll always be. Just a whore looking for attention. This world was meant to be your stage. The audience will always laugh and pay. Scream and Shout Get your word out Inebriate I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it they're gonna know your name Gonna know your name Gonna know your name I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it The sun it shines just to guide your way. The world it turns in relation to you. The girls will always try to lay their claim The Wildest mount is always the best to tame. Scream and Shout Get your word out Inebriate I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it they're gonna know your name Gonna know your name Gonna know your name I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it Name You know you've been you know you know you'll always be I know i've been I know I'll always be We know you've been we know you'll always be Just a whore looking for attention Scream and Shout Get your word out Inebriate I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it they're gonna know your name Gonna know your name Gonna know your name I tell you something what boy they're gonna know it

This is the mandatory love song I promise it won't be too long Where have you been all this time Can't seem to get you off my mind You miss me I miss you I just don't know what to do This is the mandatory love song I promise it won't be too long I don't care if its crappy As long as it makes you happy You miss me I miss you I just don't know what to do This is the mandatory love song I promise it won't be too long This is the mandatory love song Someday you'll miss it when its gone You miss me I miss you I just don't know what to do

I heard they got Mr. Brown Ran him right out of town They thought he might have been red Who knows he's probably dead Peggy-Sure she liked to sympathize Truth be told it wasn't the best disguise Found a woman in her bed Who knows she's probably dead The neighborhood seems like to fall it won't rest till I've got them all This towns corrupt in so many ways But I'll get those reds, jews, and gays I helped to put many away Those that would dare to stray But what's this that i see The monsters have come for me I heard they got Mr. Brown Ran him right out of town They thought he might have been red Who knows he's probably dead Peggy-Sure she liked to sympathize Truth be told it wasn't the best disguise Found a woman in her bed Who knows she's probably dead The Monsters on Maple Street Can't wait to meet you The Monsters on Maple Street Can't wait to eat you The Monsters on Maple Street They are cunning The Monsters on Maple Street They'll have you running

No one ever told me growing up would suck Childhood was easy, but now I'm out of luck Working so hard just to find my way All I want to do is go outside and play Outside and play No one ever told me growing up would stink Dirty laundry and dishes in the sink Working so hard every single day All I want to do is go outside and play Outside and play No one ever told me growing up would be so band Taking all your orders straight from the fucking man Working so hard every god damn day All I want to do is go outside and play Outside and play Growing older but in my heart I'm young Still make time for happiness and fun Enjoy life every single day All you got to do is go outside and play Outside and play

I don't want to be here when dad finds all this poo A big old steaming pile of do do Let the dogs into the basement Next thing you know A smelly stinking heap of feces lying on floor I hate you and everything that you do I secretly think of ways to kill you Misanthropic nihilism I've done 'em all Carved a message to my pall satan on the bathroom stall Life is shit and everyone is scum Twiddle my thumbs till Armageddon comes People don't seem to take me quite seriously Poop, fart, wiener, vagina and a bottle of pee I don't want to be here when dad finds all this poo A big old steaming pile of do do Let the dogs into the basement Next thing you know A smelly stinking heap of feces lying on floor There ain't no heaven but there is a hell piece of shit planet on which we dwell God is dead but I'm still alive who would have thought Everything we do with our lives is all for not I don't want to be here when dad finds all this poo A big old steaming pile of do do Let the dogs into the basement Next thing you know A smelly stinking heap of feces lying on floor

Sitting up high on the royal throne a head made of wood and heart made of stone Its king shit the tyrant of this land Its king shit what a despicable man Its king shit the ruler of all he sees Its king shit the fuhrer of feces Friend of the rich, enemy of the poor Dirty deals being delivered through the back door Missippi drowning but this he will ignore Our civil rights are slipping away through the back door My pet goat doesn't like gays If he had his way he'd have them locked in Gitmo bay My pet goat prays every day If he had his way he'd have those Pinkos put away King shit the tyrant of this land Its king shit what a despicable man Its king shit the ruler of all he sees Its king shit the fuhrer of feces Money money money blood for oil Our solider lie dead on foreign soil Pollution intrusion the land starts to spoil The profits are rising as the planet boils Money money money the bottom line A little bit of pot gets a lot of jail time Support from our allies is in decline He smiles and waves and says everything is fine King shit the tyrant of this land Its king shit what a despicable man Its king shit the ruler of all he sees Its king shit the fuhrer of feces This country is not what it used to be The home of the slave and the land of the greed This country is not what it used to be He fucked everything up and now we live in misery This country is not what it once was The richest 1% write all of the laws This country is not what once was Social insecuruty the system is flawed. King shit the tyrant of this land Its king shit what a despicable man Its king shit the ruler of all he sees Its king shit the fuhrer of feces